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By Anonymous, at 8:46 PM
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Reading your blog and I figured you'd be interested in advancing your life a bit, call us at 1-206-339-5106. No tests, books or exams, easiest way to get a Bachelors, Masters, MBA, Doctorate or Ph.D in almost any field. Totally confidential, open 24 hours a day.Hope to hear from you soon!
By Anonymous, at 8:46 PM
Thank you for your concern, and yes, I am indeed interested in advancing my life a bit...a lot.
However, it grieves me that you found my literacy levels wanting. It causes me even greater anguish that your assessment is that I should go right back and work my way up from a Bachelors all over again. I am examphobic, and nothing would ever induce me to put myself back into the educational system.
But since we are talking education, I wonder if I might interest you in a cherished family heirloom, the Encyclopaedia Brittanica, all 55,983 volumes? It has been in the family nearly 4 centuries, so not all the volumes are intact, you understand, but this only makes them look all the more authentic.
For you, I will make a good price. The best price. Please indicate how much you would be willing to pay for this handsome relic of our colonial past. As soon as we agree on the price, I shall have them despatched to you via camel caravan.
I await your generous bid, for which I, my family and all future generations will bless you.
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